BREAKING: Richard Branson Becomes FBi Supporter!

richy_opera_new1

Did you hear? Ask Richard’s world-beating news has gone global! Reports of FBi’s own Alison Piotrowksi putting the hard word on noted space-travel enthusiast and Earth’s 236th richest person, Richard Branson, at 8am this morning live-to-air, have set the web on fire. Fire! Possibly hot on the heels of news.com.au’s reportage of ‘a “soaking wet” young Mystery Woman (TM) on his Caribbean island who grabbed Sir Richard’s attention,’ the UK’s Telegraph has also run with the story. It is also reported here! And here! And here! AND HERE (Hello, Reuters!) Wonderful news, everyone!

So no, the one million clams were not forthcoming, however, we are brimming with ideas on that front and more to the point, thrilled with Sir Richard’s generous donations to the FBi supporter drive: TWO return flights to LAX and two return flights to London with tickets to V Festival in the UK in August! Have you seen who is playing there? Don’t you want to be there, right now? Well, come August you can (possibly!), simply by becoming an FBi Supporter and going into the draw. Do it now! AT ONCE. Who doesn’t want to kick it on the Sunset Strip at the Whisky A Go Go? NOBODY! Call immediatley: 1300 FBi 945 (1300 324 945) or follow this link to FBi Radio to pledge over the intertubes. Richard Branson’s a supporter, so clearly that is where the path to enormous personal wealth and your own spaceport lies!

- Watch the webcast of Alison securing Sir Richard’s support.
- And soon: Who Else Should We Hit Up For Money?

love,
FBi.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • TwitThis
  • Mixx
  • Google

This entry was written by FBi, posted on June 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm, filed under News. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

related

timeline

have your say

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. Subscribe to these comments.

:

: